var choiceArray = new Array(
	"Above all, always tell the truth. [Grover Cleveland]",
	"All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them [Walt Disney]",
	"The best things in life aren't things. [NY Times crossword puzzle advice]",
	"The second mouse gets the cheese.",
	"Nothing a man can't do if he believes in himself. (H. Bogart, in the 'African Queen')",
	"Fun is the one thing money can't buy. [Lennon/McCartney -- Sgt Pepper's -- She's Leaving Home]",
	"There's a better way. Find it! [Thomas Edison's lab motto]",
	"I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am. [NY Times crossword puzzle advice]",
	"A man with one watch always knows what time it is. A man with two watches never knows. [Chinese Proverb]",
	"Just give me aces. [AA Watts]",
	"If at first you don't succeed, then don't try sky diving. [NY Times crossword puzzle advice -- 2 Mar 1999]",
	"In space noone can hear you scream. [Sigourney Weaver, as Ripley, in Aliens 2]",
	"As a man is, so he sees. As the eye is formed, such are its powers. [William Blake]",
	"If you don't risk anything, you risk even more [Erica Jong]",
	"The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. [Steve Martin]",
	"To be a great performer, you have to make sure that your ego is not the center. [Yo-yo ma]",
	"I think, therefore I am; I think? [Moody Blues]",
	"We are in great haste to construct a telegraph from Maine to Texas but Maine and Texas may have nothing to say to each other. [Thoreau]",
	"You need to unlearn what you know. [Gary Entsminger, \"The Tao of Objects\"]",
	"Blunt your sharpness, untie your knots, soften your glare, settle your dust. [Lao-tzu]",
	"Never make predictions, especially about the future. [Samuel Goldwin]",
	"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.",
	"First do; then, overdo.",
	"Seek, and attain, perfection. (Nothing else counts)",
	"Get your motor started !",
	"Nature possesses a fury that demands appreciation.",
	"He who believes he may keep to old outlived forms of life will be trampled down and destroyed. [Adolf Hitler]",
	"You can't succeed if you don't try.",
	"Nothing is any stronger than its weakest link.",
	"Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.",
	"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.",
	"The test of all knowledge is experiment.",
	"To learn: observe, reason, and experiment.",
	"We can only define what can be measured.",
	"Nothing is real, unless it is observed.",
	"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. [A.Einstein]",
	"Simplify.",
	"Music is what Beethoven heard clearest, when deaf.",
	"Vanity, vanity, all is vanity that's fun at all for humanity. [O.Nash]",
	"People who think they know it all are a pain to those of us who do.",
	"The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity.",
	"People are always quick to judge others, so as not to be judged themselves.",
	"The basic truths are the ones you learn after you learn all the rest.",
	"I'm a great believer in luck. The harder I work the more I have of it. [H.Ford]",
	"Ignorance is the root of all evil.",
	"Wisdom has two parts: having much to say, not saying it.",
	"Put all your eggs in one basket, and WATCH THAT BASKET. [Twain]",
	"Your health is most important - learn to feel good about yourself.",
	"Life is far too important to talk seriously about.",
	"Think greatly and nobly dare.",
	"He who has nothing to assert has no style and can have none. [Paul Newman]",
	"If cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. [Oscar Wilde]",
	"The true joy of man is doing that which is most proper to his nature.",
	"Whoever is equally industrious will succeed, equally well. [H.Ford]",
	"The vagabond, when rich, is called a tourist.",
	"The mass of humanity lead lives of quiet desperation. [H.Thoreau]",
	"Don't listen to your own press story.",
	"Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour. [Blake]",
	"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.",
	"Never get huffy.",
	"Don't let them say \"no\"!",
	"Sometimes your ship doesn't come in, you have to swim to it.",
	"Now you've done it. [Oliver Hardy]",
	"Time waits for noone; not even you. [Moody Blues]",
	"Don't limit my intensity. [Jim Brown]",
	"A specification documents what is partially misunderstood. [Fred Brooks]",
	"If everything seems to be going well, obviously you've overlooked something. [Twain]",
	"Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more successfully.",
	"Know when to fold 'em.",
	"I'd rather have an army of rabbits led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a rabbit. [Napolean]",
	"Happiness is a state of mind. It is always available at bargain prices.",
	"I never met a man I didn't like. [Will Rogers]",
	"Money isn't everything, it's just what we use to keep tally. [H.Ford]",
	"It seemed like the right idea at the time.",
	"Well Stanley, this is another fine mess you've put us in. [Oliver Hardy]",
	"People let one man steal a horse, while another must not look at a halter. [Conrad]",
	"The shortest way is the way you know. [Proverb]",
	"Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It won't work. It'll just upset the pig.",
	"Don't break your pick on someone else's rock.",
	"Know your weaknesses, use your abilities, as they are.",
	"Seeing the goal at a distance is the essence of hope.",
	"When climbing a mountain, plan progress in inches, not miles.",
	"Don't compete with jackrabbits, if you're not a jackrabbit.",
	"When racing up a mountain, it's all right to walk part way.",
	"No guts, no glory.",
	"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.",
	"Necessity is the mother of invention.",
	"A penny saved is a penny.",
	"The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.",
	"If at first you don't succeed, try, and try.",
	"Always remember it is but one small step from the sublime to the ridiculous [Napolean]",
	"Veni, vidi, vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered.) [J.Caesar]",
	"All Gaul is divided into 3 parts. [J.Caesar]",
	"Divide and conquer. [J.Caesar]",
	"When all else fails think \"Hooptedoodle!\". [Steinbeck]",
	"All is swell, that ends swell.",
	"You have 2 ears and only 1 mouth, use them proportionally. [Chinese proverb]",
	"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. [T.Roosevelt]",
	"An expert is an ordinary man, away from home, giving advice. [Oscar Wilde]",
	"Success is not a destination - it is a journey. [Emily Dickinson]",
	"Go now and do right. [TRoosevelt]",
	"There is more to life than just increasing its speed. [M.Gandhi]",
	"TANSTAAFL -- There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. [Robert Heinlein]",
	"Keep your feet on the ground and reach for the stars.",
	"There are 2 kinds of people. Some people think there are 2 kinds. Some don't.",
	"Don't fix it, if it ain't broke. [H.Truman]",
	"The buck stops here. [H.Truman]",
	"Lead, follow, or get out of the way. [Ted Turner]",
	"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it's a duck.",
	"Any project with twice the time and twice the manpower can take twice as long. [Fred Brooks]",
	"Experience is what you get when you expect something else.",
	"Seem a fool, but be wise. [Chinese proverb]",
	"Keep it simple, ...",
	"The facts must be changed to conform with theory. [A.Einstein]",
	"If you can't convince them with B.S., dazzle them with the facts",
	"\"If\" is one of the shortest and most important words in the language.",
	"Always tell the truth, then you don't have to remember what to say. [Twain]",
	"Hope and trust in men.",
	"Take risks and accept disappointments.",
	"Silence is the highest wisdom of a fool.",
	"Silence is wisdom's best reply.",
	"Income is something you can't live without, or within.",
	"Impossibility is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools. [Napolean]",
	"Independence is a rocky island without a beach. [Napolean]",
	"Fame is to live in poverty and end up as a statue.",
	"If you're being run out of town, get out front, and make it look like a parade. [W.C.Fields]",
	"If a man doesn't have any enemies, he doesn't have character.",
	"Think, plan, execute [then debug!].",
	"Think today, speak tomorrow.",
	"We grow too soon old, too late wise.",
	"A businessman should keep moving about, so people think he is doing big things.",
	"Brevity is the next best thing to silence.",
	"Out of nothing nothing can come, and nothing can become nothing. [Marcus Aurelius]",
	"Do right unto others, or they will do unto you.",
	"These are the good old days.",
	"The future comes one day at a time.",
	"Futility is to wade into the water and grasp the foam. [Chinese proverb]",
	"A friend is someone you can be silent with.",
	"It's better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak and prove it. [Chinese proverb]",
	"Imagination is more important than knowledge.",
	"There comes a time when you must take the bull by the tail and face the music. [W.C.Fields]",
	"You can always tell the pioneers by the arrows in their chests.",
	"Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have.",
	"Always seek the \"second\" right answer.",
	"Use the force, but only if it is absolutely necessary.",
	"When everyone else zigs, zag.",
	"What is the sound of one hand clapping? [Chinese proverb]",
	"Today is the first day of the rest of your life.",
	"Infinity is a fathomless gulf, into which all things must vanish.",
	"Ignorance is innocence and certitude compounded.",
	"As he thinketh in his heart, so is he.",
	"We walk alone in the world. Friends, as we desire, are dreams and fables. [A.Einstein]",
	"Every man over forty is a scoundrel.",
	"A little sincerity is dangerous, and a great deal of it is fatal. [Oscar Wilde]",
	"A smile is a whisper of a laugh.",
	"Tact is the unsaid part of what you think.",
	"Tact is knowing how far we may go too far.",
	"Educate the ignorant, learn from the wise.",
	"Time is an immense ocean, in which many noble authors are swallowed up.",
	"Time is no time when time is past.",
	"Will and understanding are one and the same.",
	"Today is always different from yesterday.",
	"A madman is one who has lost all but his reason.",
	"When I die stuff me and put me up on top of Trigger. [Roy Rogers]",
	"Everybody incapable of learning has taken to teaching.",
	"Learn to lie there, crawl, walk, and then run, in that order.",
	"It's not over 'til it's over. [Yogi Berra]",
	"Irony is giving father a billfold for his birthday.",
	"Fame is a heavy burden.",
	"Natural is a very difficult pose to maintain.",
	"You can deceive your superiors, but not your inferiors. [Chinese proverb]",
	"A freeway is a stretch of concrete where you can go anywhere and see nothing.",
	"All friendly feelings come from the feelings a person has for themself.",
	"Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy. [George Bernard Shaw]",
	"It's often easier to do something, than to explain over and over why you didn't.",
	"Pointlessness is the point at which all that was more has become less. [Larry McMurtry]",
	"There are only 2 tragedies: not getting what you want, or getting it. [George Bernard Shaw]",
	"Memory chronicles what never has happened, and couldn't possibly have happened. [Oscar Wilde]",
	"Mediocrity is excellence to the mediocre.",
	"When you reach 80 you've already learned everything you need to know, all you have to do is remember. [George Burns]",
	"When a man has decided to engage in folly, all you can do is let him.",
	"Nothing is as easy as it looks. [Murphy]",
	"Anything that can go wrong will, and at the worst possible time. [Murphy]",
	"Heaven helps those, who help themselves.",
	"Heaven helps those, who help others.",
	"A seed lying upon a rock may sprout years later. [Japanese proverb]",
	"The future is a long time.",
	"If you don't know what you are doing, do not pretend you do.",
	"Do not re-double your efforts, re-triple them.",
	"If you don't know where you are going, you will end up somewhere else.",
	"Men take only their needs into consideration, not their abilities.",
	"I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar and often convincing. [Oscar Wilde]",
	"All animals are created equal, but some are created more equal than others. [George Orwell]",
	"Integrity has no need of rules.",
	"The best argument is that which is merely an explanation.",
	"It is a luxury to be understood.",
	"The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. [Chinese proverb]",
	"How many things are there which I do not want. [Gandhi]",
	"Man, unlike animals, has never learned that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.",
	"If you pursue happiness you'll never find it.",
	"The head is always the dupe of the heart.",
	"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.",
	"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.",
	"To travel hopefully is better than to arrive.",
	"It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.",
	"Ignorance is no excuse - it's the real thing.",
	"Invention is the mother of necessity.",
	"Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. [Twain]",
	"Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it. [Twain]",
	"May you live all the days of your life.",
	"Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.",
	"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. [Twain]",
	"Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.",
	"Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.",
	"The goal is the route to the means.",
	"Reality is relative. [J.Lennon]",
	"If you don't know what to do, do something!",
	"As you do something, think of what else you could be doing.",
	"What a tangled web I weave, since first I decided to become a spider.",
	"That which our forefathers have bequeathed to us, let us learn anew if we are to possess it. [Tennyson]",
	"Don't let them bury you while you're still alive.",
	"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it by not dying. [Woody Allen]",
	"Always face life with a smile. You won't be happier, but who will know?",
	"Nobody said life should be fun.",
	"Never put off until tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow. [Twain]",
	"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.",
	"Look for the ridiculousness in anything and you will find it. [Twain]",
	"Having hope is not necessary for perseverance.",
	"Always beware the words: \"This time it's different.\"",
	"The early worm evades the bird.",
	"Finish the job. [AA Watts]",
	"People find their destiny on the road taken to avoid it.",
	"When you get to the fork in the road, take it. [Y.Berra]",
	"Truth emerges more readily from error than from confusion.",
	"It is a poor carpenter who blames his tools.",
	"A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.",
	"The revelation of a new theory identifies how to collect supporting facts.",
	"Give me a fish and you feed me for a day. Teach me to fish and you feed me for a lifetime.",
	"To succeed, you must forget what you have learned [Yoda, in 'The Empire Strikes Back'].",
	"Everyone has to learn by being a sucker once. [Clint Eastwood, in 'Two Mules For Sister Sara']",
	"There are things you find nothing about in books. [Conrad's \"Typhoon\"]",
	"There's no point in making a fool of yourself, when you can make a damned fool of yourself instead. [Twain]",
	"The greatest experience we can have is the mysterious. [A.Einstein]",
	"I didn't think that I could do it; but, I did it! [Greg Watts]",
	"Rise early. Work late. Strike oil. [J. Paul Getty]",
	"Men are born to succeed, not to fail. [Henry David Thoreau]",
	"There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em. [Louis Armstrong]",
	"Do or do not. There is no try. [Yoda]",
	"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. [Twain]",
	"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. [Churchill]",
	"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar. [Helen Keller]",
	"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat. [T.R.]",
	"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. [Robert Heinlein]",
	"What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he WANTS to do. [Bob Dylan]",
	"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. [Yogi Berra]",
	"I didn't say half the things I said. [Yogi Berra]",
	"There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity. [General Douglas MacArthur]",
	"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. [Lily Tomlin]",
	"There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever. [Alfred Hitchcock]",
	"Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. [W.H. Murray]",
	"The wolf is always just outside the door. [Don Henley]",
	"Whatever lives, obeys. [Nietzche, Zarathustra]",
	"He who cannot obey himself is commanded. [Nietzche, Zarathustra]",
	"No violent will can attain the beautiful by exertion. [Nietzche, Zarathustra]",
	"Real are we entirely, and without belief or superstition. [Nietzche, Zarathustra]",
	"For men are not equal: thus speaks justice. And what I want, they would have no right to want! [Nietzche, Zarathustra]",
	"And this is your reality: \"Everything deserves to perish.\" [Nietzche, Zarathustra]",
	"When power becomes gracious and descends into the visible - such descent I call beauty. [Nietzche, Zarathustra]",
	"To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no one else was allowed to fish in and two lovely houses in the town; one where I would have my wife and children and be monogamous and love them truly and well and the other where I would have my nine beautiful mistresses on nine different floors. [E.Hemingway]",
	"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. [Twain]",
	"The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. [Twain]",
	"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. [Twain]",
	"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. [Twain]",
	"Always do right-this will gratify some and astonish the rest. [Twain]",
	"When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. [Twain]",
	"If you start something, and it isn't finished, what good is it. [Hemingway]",
	"Let's get right on with it.",
	"Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe (Lewis Carroll, Jabberwocky)",
    "1. <b>Temperance</b> -- Eat not to fullness; drink not to elevation. [Ben Franklin]",
    "2. <b>Silence</b> -- Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation. [Ben Franklin]",
    "3. <b>Order</b> -- Let all things have their places; let each part of your business have its time. [Ben Franklin]",
    "4. <b>Resolution</b> -- Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.[Ben Franklin]",
    "5. <b>Frugality</b> -- Make no expense but to do good to others or yourself -- i.i., waste nothing. [Ben Franklin]",
    "6. <b>Industry</b> -- Lose not time; be always employed in something useful; cut off all unnecessary action.[Ben Franklin]",
    "7. <b>Sincerity</b> -- Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly, and , if you speak, speak accordingly. [Ben Franklin]",
    "8. <b>Justice</b> -- Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your duty. [Ben Franklin]",
    "9. <b>Moderation</b> -- Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve. [Ben Franklin]",
    "10. <b>Cleanliness</b> -- Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, clothes, or habitation. [Ben Franklin]",
    "11. <b>Tranquility</b> -- Be not distrubed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable. [Ben Franklin]",
    "12. <b>Chastity</b> -- Rarely use venery but for health and offspring, never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation. [Ben Franklin]",
    "13. <b>Humility</b> -- Imitate Jesus and Socrates. [Ben Franklin]",
    "Diligence is the mother of good fortune. [Ben Franklin]",
    "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. [Ben Franklin (July 4, 1776) -- he departed to France shortly afterwards.]"  );

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